Thursday, October 20, 2005

Top 10 Dumb Things Bush Said in 2004

These statements are REAL, I saw some of them on TV!

#10: "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

#9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

#8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

#7: "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

#6: "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

#5: "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

#4: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

#3: "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

#2: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

#1: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Friday, October 14, 2005

Software Development Cycle

Very Realistic! (Click on the image to enlarge)

Fahlawa Oscar -1-

I hate to start my blog with a story laughing at someone but I can’t resist it!

FAHLAWA, our competitive edge, is a concept that must not be translated. (Americans used Arabic words like: Jihad, Intifada …so why not Fahlawa as well!)

The first winner of Fahlawa Oscar, is highly educated egyptian who sent an e-mail to Tempas, (EU organization that funds projects in developing countries like Egypt). After they read this e-mail, I wonder if Tempas will consider Egypt for any additional funds :)

dear sir
The personal autobiography :

Name : Hatem XXX XXXX XXXXX (Removed ربنا حليم ستّير).

The job : director the administration of an unity the technology of the informations & communication and the development of the performance by faculty of the commerce Zagazig university .

The title : Egypt - sharkia - Zagazig - Zagazig university - faculty of commerce .

The tape recorder of the master letter by title : The requirements of the electronic management application in the Egyptian governmental organizations - an applied study on Zagazig university


BTW, "the tape recorder of the master letter" means: مسجّل رسالة ماجستير بعنوان :)

The Boring Welcome Letter :)

Since my childhood, I loved conveying what I believe to others, trying to influence public opinion (huh!), and I can't express my joy after seeing someone or something changing. (Probably you know why I didn't vote for Husni Mubarak in the Egyptian elections!)

I was very hesitant to start my own blog, I had my own reasons, but I changed myself!

- Blogs for losers and ex-journalists: Lots of geeks are blogging, and after following blogs in the region, I found that a lot of them are very thoughtful and entertaining.

- You won’t update it: If people are visiting it, I will update it, and If I don't update it no one will sue me :)

- You aren’t a celebrity: Who said I need to be one! :), I’m enjoying being myself, if anyone likes to read it that will be cool, and if not, then at least I'm building up what will bring the sense of humour for my future generation :)

Anyway, have fun reading my posts!